Beastie Boys - Slow Ride Lyrics

Beastie Boys - Slow Ride Video

They got a committee to get me off the block

'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em nonstop

Because being bad news is what we're all about

We went to White Castle and we got thrown out

 

I got my boy Mike D. I got the King Ad-Rock

I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock

I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud

So I reached in the Miller cooler, grabbed a cool Bud

 

Slow riding, gun hidin' on the go

I'm fly like an eagle and I drink Old Crow

I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back

My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack

 

She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler

Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler

With bottle in hand at the microphone stand

Ay yo homeboy what you drinkin' man

 

I got money I got juice

I got to the party and I got loose

I got rhythms I got rhymes

I got the girlies with the Def behinds

 

I got ill I got busted

I got dust and I got dusted

I got gold I got funky

I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey

 

Because I'm hard hittin' always bitten cool as hell

I got trees on my mirror so my car won't smell

Sittin' around the house gettin' high and watchin' tube

I'm eating Colonel's chicken drinkin' Heineken brew

 

I'm a gangster, I'm a prankster I'm the king of the Ave.

I'm hated, confrontated for the juice that I have

All the fly ladies are making a fuss

But I can't pay attention, 'Cause I'm on that dust