Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much Lyrics

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much Video

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original know-it-all

 

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

 

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

 

That don't impress me much

So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

 

Uh huh, yeah-ha

 

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it

'Cause heaven forbid, it should fall out of place

 

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

 

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

 

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

 

Ow

Yeah

Hoo!

 

You're one of those guys that likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car good night

Now, come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?

 

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

 

Okay, so you've got a car

 

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

 

That don't impress me much

You think you're cool, but have you got the touch?

Now now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much

Uh huh, yeah-ha

 

Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?

That don't impress me much

Oh no

That don't impress me much

Oh no

Uh-ow

Yeah

Hoo!

Uh uh-uh, now

Alright, alright

You're Tarzan

Captain Kirk, maybe

John Wayne