Eminem - Space Bound Lyrics

Eminem - Space Bound Video

We touch, I feel a rush, we clutch it isn't much

But it's enough, to make me wonder what's in store for us

It's lust, it's torturous, you must be a sorceress

'Cause you just, did the impossible, gained my trust

 

Don't play games it'll be dangerous, if you fuck me over

'Cause if I get burnt, I'ma show ya what it's like to hurt

'Cause I've been treated like dirt, before ya

And love is evil, spell it backwards I'll show ya

 

Nobody knows me I'm cold, walk down this road all alone

It's no one's fault but my own, it's the path I've chosen to go

Frozen as snow, I show no emotion whatsoever, so

Don't ask me why I have no love for these mo'fuckin' hoes

 

Blood sucking succubuses, what the fuck is up with this

I've tried in this department, but I ain't had no luck with this

It sucks, but it's exactly what I thought it would be

Like trying to start over

 

I got a hole in my heart, like some kind of emotional roller coaster

Something I won't go on, so you toy with my emotions hoe it's over

It's like an explosion every time I hold ya, wasn't joking when I told ya

You take my breath away, you're a supernova and I'm a

 

I'm a space-bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon

And I'm aiming right at you, right at you

250,000 miles on a clear night in June

And I'm aiming right at you, right at you, right at you

 

I'll do whatever it takes, when I'm with you I get the shakes

My body aches when I ain't, with you I have zero strength

There's no limit on how far I would go, no boundaries no lengths

Why do we say that until we get that person that we thinks

 

Gonna be that one and then once we get 'em, it's never the same

You want 'em when they don't want you, soon as they do feelings change

It's not a contest, and I ain't on no conquest for no mate

I wasn't looking when I stumbled on to you, must have been fate

 

But so much is at stake, what the fuck does it take

Let's cut to the chase, 'fore the door shuts in your face

Promise me, if I cave in and break and leave myself open, that I won't be making a mistake

'Cause I'm a

 

I'm a space-bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon

And I'm aiming right at you, right at you

250,000 miles on a clear night in June

And I'm aiming right at you, right at you, right at you

 

So after a year and six months, it's no longer me that you want

But I love you so much it hurts, never mistreated you once

I poured my heart out to you, let down my guard, swear to God

I'll blow my brains in your lap, lay here and die in your arms

 

Drop to my knees and I'm pleading, I'm trying to stop you from leaving

You won't even listen so fuck it, I'm trying to stop you from breathing

I put both hands on your throat, I sit on top of you squeezing

Till I snap your neck like a Popsicle stick

 

Ain't no possible reason I could think of

To let you walk up out this house and let you live

Tears streamed down both of my cheeks, then I let you go and just give

And 'fore I put that gun to my temple, I told you this

 

And I would've did anything for you to show you how much I adored you

But it's over now, it's too late to save our love

Just promise me you'll think of me

Every time you look up in the sky and see a star, 'Cause I'm a

 

I'm a space-bound rocket ship and your heart's the moon

And I'm aiming right at you, right at you

250,000 miles on a clear night in June

And I'm so lost without you, without you, without you

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Eminem - Mockingbird Lyrics

Eminem - Mockingbird Video

Spoken

Yeah, I know sometimes things may not, always make sense to you right now.

But hey, what daddy always tell you?

Straighten up little soldier, stiffen up that upper lip.

What you crying about?

You got me.

 

Hailie, I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad

When I'm gone, but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had

I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh

I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry

 

'Cause you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers

No more crying, wipe them tears, daddy's here, no more nightmares

We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it

Laney uncle's crazy, ain't he? Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it

 

We're all we got in this world When it spins, when it swirls

When it whirls, when it twirls two little beautiful girls

Lookin' puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusin' you

Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news

 

I try to keep you sheltered from it, but somehow it seems

The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me

All the things growing up his daddy, that he had to see

Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did

 

We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me

But things have gotten so bad between us I don't see us ever being together

Ever again like we used to be when we was teenagers

But then of course everything always happens for a reason

 

I guess it was never meant to be

But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is

But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep

Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

 

Now hush little baby, don't you cry, everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya, daddy's here to hold ya through the night

I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why, we fear how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby, but I promise momma's gon' be alright

 

It's funny, I remember back one year, when daddy had no money

Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up, and stuck 'em under the tree

And said some of 'em were from me, 'Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em

I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying

 

'Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job

But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom

And at the time every house that we lived in either kept getting broke into and robbed

Or shot up on the block, and your mom

 

Was saving money for you in a jar

Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college

Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it

And I know it hurt so bad, it broke your momma's heart

And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart

 

Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back

On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment

And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara

And that's when daddy went to California with his CD

And met Dr. Dre and flew you and momma out to see me

 

But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me

Then you started seeing daddy on the TV

And momma didn't like it and you and Laney were to young to understand it

Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit

And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it

 

I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand

'Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud

Now I'm sittin' in this empty house,

Just reminiscing lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out

To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now

 

Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here

Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here

I like the sound of that, yeah, it's got a ring to it, don't it?

Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

 

Now hush little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya

Daddy's here to hold ya through the night

 

I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why

We fear how we feel inside

It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise momma's gon' be alright

 

And if you ask me too, daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird

Imma give you the world

Imma buy a diamond ring for you, imma sing for you

I'll do anything for you to see you smile

 

And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine

Imma break that birdies' neck

I'd go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya

And make him eat every karat, don't fuck with dad (ha ha)

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Eminem - If I Had... (Radio Edit) Lyrics

Eminem - If I Had... (Radio Edit) Video

Life, by Marshall Mathers

What is life?

Life is like a big obstacle

In front of your optical to slow you down

And every time you think you gotten past it

It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground

 

What are friends?

Friends are people that you think are your friends

But they really your enemies with secret identities

And disguises to hide they true colors

So just when you think you close enough to be brothers

They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin

 

What is money?

Money is what makes a man act funny

Money is the root of all evil

Money'll make them same friends come back around

Swearing that they was always down

 

What is life?

I'm tired of life

 

I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins

I'm tired of committing so many sins

Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins

Tired of never having any ends

 

Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins

I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins

Tired of not having a deal

Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel

 

Tired of drowning in my sorrow

Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo

I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off

I'm tired of jobs startin' off at five fifty an hour, then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off

I'm tired of being fired every time I fart and cough

 

Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk

For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me berserk

I'm tired of using plastic silverware

Tired of working in Building Square

Tired of not being a millionaire

 

But if I had a million dollars

I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

If I had a magic wand

I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks

It wouldn't be enough, 'Cause I'd still be out robbing armored trucks

If I had one wish

I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

 

I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor

Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store

Tired of not having a phone

Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on

 

Tired of not driving a BM

Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him

Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM

Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum

 

Tired of not being on tour

Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour

I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones

Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns

 

Tired of being stared at

Tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat

Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz

Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs

 

Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin' half the skill as me

Saying they wasn't feeling me on Nobody's As Ill As Me

I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs

Tired of J-L-B saying Where Hip-Hop Lives

 

But if I had a million dollars

I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

If I had a magic wand

I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks

It wouldn't be enough, 'Cause I'd still be out robbing armored trucks

If I had one wish

I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

 

You know what I'm saying

I'm tired of all of this bullshit

Telling me to be positive

How'm I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive

You know what I'm sayin'

I rap about shit around me, shit I see

Know what I'm sayin', right now I'm tired of everything

Tired of all this playa hating that's going on in my own city

Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin'

But hey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin'

Just fed up

That's my word

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Eminem - Under The Influence Lyrics

Eminem - Under The Influence Video

Na na na na na na na na na na, na na

Translation:

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

 

Eminem

Two pills I pop till my pupils swell up like two pennies

I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-20's

A young-ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of hisass

So the rats can't chew through his last pants

 

I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning

Frightened with five little white Vicodin pills bitin' him

I'm like a fucking wasp in the hospital, lost

Stingin the fuck out of everything I come across in the halls

 

I light a candle and place it up on the mantle

Grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fucking handle

So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds hurtin'

(Bitch it's too late)

'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains

 

Swift

I'm an instigator, three-eighty slug penetrator

Degrading, creatin' murders to kill haters

Accused for every crime known to the Equator

They knew I did it, for havin blood on my gators

 

My weed'll hit your chest like a double-barreled gaugean

I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in your face

With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remy

I do shit on purpose, You'll never hear me say forgive me

 

I'm snatchin every penny, it's gotta be that way, nigga face it

That weed I sold to you? Regate laced it

You had it, I'll make the President get a face-lift

Niggas just afraid, handin' me their bracelets

 

Chillin in the lab wasted

I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and Gin, and throw up on the mic

Don't like this rule, you get socked right on sight

And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

 

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

 

Bizarre

I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire

Slash your tires, find out, thinkin they're mine

Plate's expired, so as soon as I'm hired, I'm fired

Jackin my dick off in a band of barbed wires

 

Hey, is Bizarre performing?

Bitch, didn't you read the flyer?

Special invited guest will be Richard Pryor

Aren't you a male dancer?

Naw bitch, I'm retired,

For fuckin a bitch in the ass with a tire iron

 

I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip

My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip

Lettin the record skip lettin the record skip (Damn!)

(Reverse revolving of record)

 

I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin

It's gonna cost $300 dollars to get my pitbull an Abortion

Some bitch asked for my autograph

I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed

I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam

All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

 

Proof

Ayo flashback

Two seats, too deep up in that asscrack

Weed laced with somethin, nigga pass that

In Amsterdam we only hang out with hashrats

 

At a Stop The Violence rally, I blast gats

Be it a mom or publishing, Get your ASCAP-ed

The Kuniva, divider Yo cash that

Run your motherfucking pockets ASAP

 

I don't need a platinum chain, Bitch, I'll snatch Shaq's

Born loser -- Half thief and half black

Bring your boys and your guns, and get laughed at

Bitch smack 'em, rich rappers get ejac-jacked

And found chopped up in a trash bag

 

Kuniva

We stranglin rappers to the point they can't yell

'Cause their crew is full of fags, sweeter than bake sales

Wreckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace

Cruisin and causin more trouble than nine hoodlums

 

I rattle your Adam's Apple until it crackles

Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you

Get executed, 'Cause I'm a looney

I got an adept mind, and it's polluted

I cock it back then shoot it

 

I love snatchin' up players, thugs, and young ballers

Shoot up they household, even the young toddlers

Brigades barricade to bring the noise

While the bullets break you bones up like Christmas toys

 

If I go solo, I'm doing a song with Bolo

A big Chinese nigga, screamin Kuniva yo-yo

I'll leave your face leakin

Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin

Take a swing at the deacon

 

Kon Artis

I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight

I was straight until I got caught sellin em shake

I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent

I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent

 

With the superintendent's daughter

My brains out of order

I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water

In cahoots with this nigga named Carisle Von

Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb

(Special delivery)

 

I'll sign to a local label for fun

Say I get cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run

Drive by you in the rain while you carry your son

Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none

 

Born straight up out a pussy but the son of a gun

Got a reputation for havin niggas run up they funds

Used to be the type of nigga that was full of some ones

Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough

 

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit

'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick

 

Suck my motherfucking dick...

D12... Dirty motherfucking Dozen...

Assed you like a snake slut bitch with 30 fucking husbands...

Bizarre Kid... Swifty McVay... The Kon Artis... The Kuniva...

Derty Hairy... Haha, and Slim Shady...

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Eminem - 8 Mile Lyrics

Eminem - 8 Mile Video

Sometimes I just feel like quittin', I still might

Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write

Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real life

Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics

 

And show these people what my level of skill's like

But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life

Something ain't right, hit the brake lights

Case of the stage fright, drawin a blank like

 

Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault

Great big eye balls, my insides crawl

And I clam up, I just slam shut

I just can't do it, my whole manhood's

 

Just been stripped, I've just been ripped

So I must then get what the bus didn't split

Man fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck home

World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road

 

I'm a man, Gotta make a new plan

Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land

Time for me to just take matters into my own hands

Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back

 

(8 Mile Road)

And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin

Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone

Ain't gonna follow no footsteps, I'm makin' my own

Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road

 

I'm walkin these train tracks, tryin to regain back

The spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap

To the same plant in the same pants

Tryin to chase rap, gotta move ASAP

 

And get a new plan, mama's got a new man

Poor little baby sister, she don't understand

Sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad

And just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand

 

While she colors her big brother, her mother and dad

Ain't no tellin' what really goes on in her little head

Wish I could be the daddy that neither one of us had

But I keep runnin from somethin' I never wanted so bad

 

Sometimes I get upset, 'Cause I ain't blew up yet

It's like I grew up, but I ain't grown me two nuts yet

Don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep

The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's best

 

And I try, sit alone and I cry

Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by

That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God

Please don't let me be pigeon-holed in no regular job

 

Yo, I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are

Yo, I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow

Tell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbye

Say whenever you need me baby, I'm never too far

 

But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know

And I'ma be back for you the second that I blow

On everything I own, I'll make it on my own

Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road

 

I'm a man, gotta make a new plan

Time for me to just stand up and travel new land

Time for me to just take matters into my own hands

Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back

 

(8 Mile Road)

And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin'

Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone

Ain't gonna follow no footsteps, I'm makin my own

Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road

 

You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it

Or see what the big deal is, why it was and it still is

To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits

It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate

 

Of authenticity, you'd never even see

But it's everything to me, it's my credibility

You never seen heard, smelled or met a real MC

Who's incredible, up on the same pedestal as me

 

But yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough time

Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes

Go to work and serve MCs in the lunchline

But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go

 

Who must I show to bust my flow

Where must I go, who must I know

Or am I just another crab in the bucket

'Cause I ain't havin no luck with this little Rabbit so fuck it

 

Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit

I'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out with

I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shit

At the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit

 

And it's cold, tryin to travel this road

Plus I feel like I'm old, stuck in this battlin' mode

My defenses are so up and one thing I don't want

Is pity from no one, the city is no fun

 

There is no sun and it's so dark

Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein' pulled apart

From each one of my limbs, by each one of my friends

It's enough to just make me wanna jump out of my skin

 

Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not

What I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top

I just explode, the kettle gets so hot

Sometimes my mouth just overloads the gas that I don't got

 

But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn

Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned

Ain't no fallin on next time I meet a new girl

I can no longer play stupid or be immature

 

I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage

Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words

Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge

Suddenly a new burst of energy is occured

 

Time to show these free world leaders the three and a third

I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird

Then I turn and cross over the median curb

Hit the burbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road

 

I'm a man, gotta make a new plan

Time for me to just stand up and travel new land

Time for me to just take matters into my own hands

Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back

 

(8 Mile Road)

And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin'

Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone

Ain't gonna follow no footsteps, I'm makin my own

Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road

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Eminem - Puke Lyrics

Eminem - Puke Video

*Puking noises*

 

There I go

Thinking of you again

 

You don't know how sick you make me

You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach

Every time I think of you, I puke

You must just not know-oh-oh-oh-ho

You may not think you do, but you do

Every time I think of you

 

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem

But off of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song, whoa

I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of

Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta

So fuck it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a

Bout to rattle off some other reasons

 

I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you

On my arm, but what do I go and do

I go and get another one, now I got two

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

 

I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin

I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again

My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim

Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it

 

If you only knew how much I hated you

For every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us through

Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you

Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who

 

You don't know how sick you make me

You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach

Every time I think of you, I puke

You must just not know, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

You may not think you do, but you do

Every time I think of you

 

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter

But I thought a song would probably be a little better

Instead of a letter

That you'd probably just shred up, yeah

 

I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of

How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a

Paper, I'd rather let you see how

Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle

 

You're a fuckin' cokein' slut, I hope you fuckin' die

I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye

I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut, I hope you die

Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie

 

But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad

It's not that I still love you, it's not 'Cause I want you back

It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna yak

Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag

 

What else can I do, I haven't got a clue?

Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to

But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do

Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

 

You don't know how sick you make me

You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach

Every time I think of you, I puke

You must just not know, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa

You may not think you do, but you do

Every time I think of you, I puke

 

*Puking noises*

 

Fuckin' bitch

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Eminem - Bitch Please II Lyrics

Eminem - Bitch Please II Video

(Snoop) (Dr. Dre)

(Yeah, what up Detroit?)

Nah-uh, nah-uh uh-uh oh no he didn't

They didn't do it again

Wha-what? What?

You shit on these niggas 2 times dr. dre? (Oh fo'sho)

Uh-uh no

You smell that

This is special right here

It's a toast to the boogie baby

To tha boogie oogie-oogie

Yeah ya know

What's cracking Dre?

 

(tha Dr. Dre)

Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shit

On Slim's shit, start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit!)

Throw on Guilty Conscience at concerts

And watch mosh pits till motherfuckers knock each other unconscious

(That's right nigga)

 

Some of these crowds that Slim draws

Is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and full of cars

Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw

Is niggas from Crenshaw, from Long Beach to South Central (Whoa!)

 

Not these niggas again, these grown ass ignorant men

With hand triggers again (Shit)

You and what army could harm me

D-R-E and Shady with Doggy from Long Beach

(Snoop, Eastside)

 

We came a long way to making these songs play

It a be a wrong move to stare at me tha wrong way

I got a long uz- and I carry it all day

Sometimes it's like a nightmare, just being Andre

But I...

 

(Snoop Dogg)

Somehow someway, Hello nigga!

You know about Doggy, Snoop Dogg

Now let me cut these niggas up

And show 'em where tha fuck I'm comin' from

I get tha party crackin' with the shit that I be spittin son

 

Hit and run, get it done, get the funds, split and run

Got about 50 guns and I love all of 'em the same

Bang! Bang!

Damn baby girl what's yo name?

 

I forgot, what'd you say it was?

Damn a nigga buzzed (Fucked up)

Hangin' in tha club wit my nephew Eminem

(What's up Slim?)

What up cuz?

(What's up Snoop?)

The great white American hope

Done hooked up with the king of the muthafuckin' West Coast baby

 

(Nate Dogg)

And you don't really wanna fuck with me

Only nigga that I trust is me

Fuck around and make me bust this heat *gunshot

(Snoop)

That's the devil, they always wanna dance

 

(Xzibit)

I'm the head nigga in charge

I'm watching you move

You're found dead in your garage

With 10 o'clock news coverage

Gotta love it cause I expose tha fasciad

Your little lungs is too small to hot box with God

 

All jokes aside come bounce wit us

Standing over you with a 12 gauge about to bust

It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust

I might leave in a body bag but never in cuffs

 

So who do you trust, they just not rugged enough

When things get rough I'm in tha club shooting with Puff

Bitch please, you must have a mental disease

Assume tha position and get back down on your knees come on

 

(Nate Dogg)

And you don't really wanna fuck with me

Only nigga that I trust is me

Fuck around and make me bust this heat *gunshot

(Snoop)

That's the devil, they always wanna dance

 

(Nate Dogg)

And you don't really wanna fuck with me

Only nigga that I trust is me

Fuck around and make me bust this heat *gunshot

(Snoop)

That's the devil, they always wanna dance

 

(Eminem) (Snoop)

Ah no, Big Slim Dogg, 80 pound balls (What?)

Dick six inch long (Huh?)

Back up in tha heezy baby

He's Shady! (He's so crazy!)

 

Give me tha mic, let me recite till Timothy White

Pickets outside the Interscope offices every night

What if he's right?

I'm just a criminal making a livin' off the world's misery

What in the world gives me the right?

 

To say what I like and walk around flippin' the bird

Livin' tha urban life like a white kid from the 'burbs

Dreamin' at night and screamin' at moms schemin' to leave

Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me

 

I just want you all to notice me and people to see

That somewhere deep down is a decent human being in me

It just can't be found so the reason you've been seeing this me

Is cause this is me now, the recent dude is being this mean

 

So when you see me dressin' up like a nerd on TV

Or heard tha CD using tha fag word so freely

It's just me being me, here want me to tone it down

Suck my fuckin' dick you faggot!

You happy now? Look here!

 

I start some trouble everywhere that I go

Ask tha bouncers in the club cause they know

I start some shit they throw me out the back do'

Come back and shoot the club up wit a fo-four

 

(Nate Dogg)

And you don't really wanna fuck with me

Only nigga that I trust is me

Fuck around and make me bust this heat *gunshot

(Snoop)

That's the devil, they always wanna dance

 

(Nate Dogg)

And you don't really wanna fuck with me

Only nigga that I trust is me

Fuck around and make me bust this heat *gunshot

(Snoop)

That's the devil, they always wanna dance

 

(Xzibit)

2001 and forever

Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X to the Z, Nate Dogg

Come on yeah

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Eminem - Guilty Conscience Lyrics

Eminem - Guilty Conscience Video

Narrator

Meet Eddie, 23 years old.

Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store.

(I can't take this no more. I can't take it no more, homes.)

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.

And suddenly, his conscience comes into play.

 

Dr. Dre

Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door

Of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer

You'd better think of the consequence

(But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin' conscience.

 

Eminem

That's nonsense.

Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs

And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs. (Can I borrow this?)

Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days

If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades

 

Dr. Dre

Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you.

Think about it, before you walk in the door first.

Look at the store clerk, she's older then George Burns.

 

Eminem

Fuck that. Do that shit. Shoot that bitch.

Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?

Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?

Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

 

Dr. Dre

Man, don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it. (You're right.)

Not over this shit. (Stop!)

Drop the biscuit. (I will!)

Don't even listen to Slim, yo. He's bad for you.

 

Eminem

You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude.

 

(It's all right, c'mon, just come in here for a minute.)

(Mmm, I don't know.)

(Look, baby.)

(Damn!)

(Look, it's gonna be all right, right?)

(Well, okay.)

 

Narrator

Meet Stan, 21 years old.

After meeting a young girl at a rave party,

Thing's start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.

Once again, his conscience comes into play.

 

Eminem

Now listen to me: while you're kissin' her cheek

Smearin' her lipstick,

I slip this in her drink.

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe...

 

Dr. Dre

Yo, this girl's only 15 years old.

You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair.

 

Eminem

Yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? (Uh-huh.)

Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare

Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there.

 

Dr. Dre

Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?

 

Eminem

No, but I seen the porno with Son Doobiest!

 

Dr. Dre

Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

 

Eminem

Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.

 

(Hee. It feels good to be home.)

 

Narrator

Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker.

After coming home from a hard day's work,

He walks in the door of his trailer park home

To find his wife in bed with another man.

(What the fuck?!)

(Grady!!)

 

Dr. Dre

Alright, calm down. Relax, start breathin'.

 

Eminem

Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'.

While you at work, she's with some dude, tryin' to get off?

Fuck slittin' her throat! Cut this bitch's head off!!

 

Dr. Dre

Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?

 

Eminem

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?

 

Dr. Dre

Alright, Shady.

Maybe he's right, Grady.

But think about the baby,

Before you get all crazy.

 

Eminem

Okay! Thought about it. Still wanna stab her?

Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her

That's what I did. Be smart, don't be a retard.

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes!?

 

Dr. Dre

What'd you say?

 

Eminem

What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?

 

Dr. Dre

Imma kill you, motherfucker!

 

Eminem

Ah-ah, temper, temper!

Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK

Coming straight outta Compton, y'all better make way?

How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

 

Dr. Dre

'Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went.

Been there, done that.

Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'?

Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at?

*gunshots*

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Eminem - Amityville Lyrics

Eminem - Amityville Video

(kill,kill,kill,kill)

Da-dum, da dum

Da da dum, da dum

Dadada dum, da dum

Dada da dum, da dum, dum

 

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

(He'll) Accidentally kill your family still

Thinkin' he won't, God damnit, he will

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

 

I get lifted and spin til I'm half-twisted

Feet planted I stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick (SMACK)

Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shit

Shrink pencil me in for my last visit

 

Drink gin til my chin's full of splashed whiskers (whoosh)

Hash whiskey and ash til I slap bitches (smack)

Ask Bizzy, he's been here the past six years

Mash with me again and imagine this

 

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

(He'll) Accidentally kill your family still

Thinkin' he won't, God damnit, he will

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

 

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

(He'll) Accidentally kill your family still

Thinkin' he won't, God damnit, he will

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

 

Bizarre

I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat

(AH!) Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?

My little sister's birthday, she'll remember me

For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity

 

(Mmm mm mmm!) And bitches know me as a horny ass freak

Their mother wasn't raped, I ate her pussy while she was asleep

Pissy-drunk, throwing up in the urinal (YOU FUCKING HOMO!)

That's what I said at my dad's funeral

 

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

(He'll) Accidentally kill your family still

Thinkin' he won't, God damnit, he will

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

 

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

(He'll) Accidentally kill your family still

Thinkin' he won't, God damnit, he will

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

 

Eminem

That's why the city is filled with a bunch of fucking idiots still (still)

That's why the first motherfucker popping some shit he gets killed (killed)

That's why we don't call it Detroit, we call it Amityville ('Ville)

You can get capped after just having a cavity filled (filled)

 

Ahahahaha, that's why we're crowned the murder capital still (still)

This ain't Detroit, this is motherfucking Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)

We don't do drive-bys, we park in front of houses and shoot

And when the police come we fucking shoot it out with 'em too

 

That's the mentality here (here) that's the reality here (here)

Did I just hear somebody say they want to challenge me here?? (huh?)

While I'm holding a pistol with this many calibers here?? (here??)

Got some registration and just made this shit valid this year? (year?)

 

'Cause once I snap I can't be held accountable for my actions

And that's when accidents happen

When a thousand bullets come at your house

And collapse the foundation around and they found you

And your family in it (AH!)

God damnit he meant when he tells you

 

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

(He'll) Accidentally kill your family still

Thinkin' he won't, God damnit, he will

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

 

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

(He'll) Accidentally kill your family still

Thinkin' he won't, God damnit, he will

(He's) Mentally ill from Amityville

 

Da-dum, da dum

Da da dum, da dum

Dadada dum, da dum

Dada da dum, da dum, dum

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Eminem - Superman Lyrics

Eminem - Superman Video

Spoken

(Mmmhh)

You high baby? (Yeah)

Yeah? (Ha ha ha. Talk to me.)

You want me to tell you somethin'? (Uh huh)

I know what you wanna hear

 

 

'Cause I know you want me baby

I think I want you, too

(I think I love you baby)

I think I love you, too

 

I'm here to save you girl

Come be in Shady's world

I wanna grow together

Let's let our love unfurl

 

You know you want me baby

You know I want you, too

They call me Superman

I'm here to rescue you

 

I wanna save you girl

Come be in Shady's world

(Oh boy, you drive me crazy)

Bitch, you make me hurl

 

They call me Superman

Leap tall hoes in a single bound

I'm single now, got no ring on this finger now

I'll never let another chick bring me down

 

In a relationship, save it bitch

Babysit, you make me sick

Superman ain't savin' shit

Girl you can jump on Shady's dick

 

Straight from the hip, cut to the chase

I'll tell a motherfuckin' slut to her face

Play no games, say no names

Ever since I broke up with what's her face

 

I'm a different man, kiss my ass

Kiss my lips, bitch why ask

Kiss my dick, get my cash

I'd rather have you whip my ass

 

Don't put out, I'll put you out

Won't get out, I'll push you out

Puss blew out, copin' shit

Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out

 

Am I too nice to buy you ice?

Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life

What you tryin' to be my new wife?

What you Mariah, fly through twice?

 

But I do know one thing though

Bitches they come, they go

Saturday through Sunday, Monday

Monday through Sunday, yo

 

Maybe I'll love you one day

Maybe we'll someday grow

Till then just sit your drunk ass

On that fuckin' runway hoe

 

'Cause I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

 

I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Your Superman, your Superman

 

Don't get me wrong, I love these hoes

It's no secret, everybody knows

Yeah we fucked, bitch so what

That's about as far as your buddy goes

 

We'll be friends, I'll call you again

I'll chase you around every bar you attend

Never know what kind of car I'll be in

We'll see how much you'll be partying then

 

You don't want that, neither do I

I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys

Too much pride, between you and I

Not a jealous man, but females lie

 

But I guess that's just what sluts do

How could it ever be just us two

I never loved you enough to trust you

We just met and I just fucked you

 

But I do know one thing though

Bitches they come they go

Saturday through Sunday, Monday

Monday through Sunday, yo

 

Maybe I'll love you one day

Maybe we'll someday grow

Till then just sit your drunk ass

On that fuckin' runway hoe

 

I know you want me baby

I think I want you, too

(I think I love you, baby)

I think I love you, too

 

I'm here to save you girl

Come be in Shady's world

I wanna grow together

Let's let our love unfurl

 

You know you want me baby

You know I want you, too

They call me Superman

I'm here to rescue you

 

I wanna save you girl

Come be in Shady's world

(Ooh boy, you drive me crazy)

Bitch, you make me hurl

 

First thing you say

(I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all day

I don't see what the big deal is anyway

You're just plain old Marshall to me)

 

Ooh yeah girl run that game

(Haily Jade, I love that name

Love that tattoo, what's that say?

Rot in Pieces, uhh that's great)

 

First off you don't know Marshall

At all so don't grow partial

That's ammo for my arsenal

I'll slap you off that bar stool

 

There goes another lawsuit

Leave hand prints all across you

Good Lordy-wody you must be

Gone off that quarter bottle

 

You want what you can't have

Ooh girl that's too damn bad

Don't touch what you can't grab

End up with two back hands

 

Put Anthrax on a Tampax

And slap you till you can't stand

Girl you just blew your chance

Don't mean to ruin your plans

 

But I do know one thing though

Bitches they come they go

Saturday through Sunday, Monday

Monday through Sunday, yo

 

Maybe I'll love you one day

Maybe we'll someday grow

Till then just sit your drunk ass

On that fuckin' runway hoe

 

'Cause I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

 

I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Your Superman, your Superman

 

'Cause I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

 

I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Your Superman, your Superman

 

I know you want me baby

I think I want you, too

(I think I love you baby)

I think I love you, too

 

I'm here to save you girl

Come be in Shady's world

I wanna grow together

Let's let our love unfurl

 

You know you want me baby

You know I want you, too

They call me Superman

I'm here to rescue you

 

I wanna save you girl

Come be in Shady's world

(Oh boy you drive me crazy)

Bitch, you make me hurl

 

'Cause I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

 

I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Your Superman, your Superman

 

'Cause I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

 

I can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Can't be your Superman

Your Superman, your Superman

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Eminem - Ass Like That Lyrics

Eminem - Ass Like That Video

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an, ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing

 

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an, ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing

 

The way she moves she's like, a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to, the new Nelly jams, I

Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying freeze, d-doing doing doing

 

What do you mean 'freeze'?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

 

Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

Pee, pee, yes I make R&B

 

I sing song it go, ring-e-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid, if I offend I'm sorry, please please forgive

For I am Triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I say, and you will love it

 

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an, ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an, ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes

D-doing, doing, doing

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying freeze, d-doing doing doing

 

What do you mean 'freeze', geez, I just got my seat?

I have ticket look, I put away my zipper-zip

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene

 

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

 

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh, 'Cause there's a puppet on my hand

 

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an, ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

 

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

 

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out your poles, so

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze, d-doing doing doing

 

What do you mean 'freeze', my computers would be seized?

And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies

Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

 

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit?

 

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

 

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing doing doing

 

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?

I ain't never seen an, ass like that

'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

D-doing, doing, doing

 

Dr. Dre (Spoken):

Fuck is wrong with you? (Ha)

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Eminem - Criminal Lyrics

Eminem - Criminal Video

Spoken:

A lot of people ask me, stupid fuckin' questions.

A lot of people think that, what I say on record, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it.

Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody that, I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it.

Well shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you, you know why?

 

'Cause I'm a criminal

Criminal, you goddamn right

I'm a criminal

Yeah I'm a criminal

 

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or les

Or a homosex-, hermaph- or a trans-a-ves

Pants or dress, Hate fags?, the answer's yes

 

Homophobic, nah you're just hetero-phobic

Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (Ooh!)

That's my motherfuckin' balls, you better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em

 

Hey it's me Versace, whoops somebody shot me

And I was just checkin' the mail, get it, checkin' the 'male' (clicks tongue twice)

How many records you expectin' to sell

After your second LP sends you directly to jail

 

Come on relax guy, I like gay men

Right Ken, give me an amen (AAA-men!)

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

 

Oh, and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

 

You can't teach me a goddamn thing

'Cause, I watch TV and Comcast cable

And you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

 

And you can't stop me from droppin' each March

With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards (Duh)

And to think, it's just little ole me

Mr. Don't-Give-A-Fuck, still won't leave

 

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

 

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

 

My mother did drugs, hard liquor cigarettes and speed

The baby came out, disfigured ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby 'Cause that baby was me

 

I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed

But how the fuck you s'posed to grow up when you weren't raised

So as I got older and I got a lot taller

My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger

 

I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker

Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word

My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral

Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk

 

Off of his own employee, now don't ignore me you won't avoid me

You can't miss me, I'm white blonde-haired and my nose is pointy

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes

And laughs as long as it ain't happen to him

 

Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em-

-inem and Kim combined, *kch* the maniac's in

In place of the doc, because Dre couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place

 

(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face

Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

I told you Dre, you should've kept that thing put away

I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh

I'm a criminal

 

Spoken by Eminem, Dr. Dre, & (Teller)

Aight look... Uh huh?

Just go up in that motherfucker, get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up outta there. Aight.

I'll be right here waitin' on you. Aight.

Yo Em What?! Don't kill nobody this time! Aright!

God damn, this motherfucker gets on my fuckin' nerves.

*Whistling* (Hi!) How you doin'?

(How can I help you?) Yeah I need to make a withdrawal.

(Okay.) Put the fuckin' money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!

(What? Oh my god, don't kill me!) I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin' around.

(Don't kill me, I have two kids at home, don't kill me.) I said I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you, hurry the fuck up!

*BOOM* Thank you!

 

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it

So I'll be disguised in it

And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I'll hide for five minutes

 

Come back, shoot the eyewitness

Then fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

Die bitches, bastards brats pets

This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

 

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts

Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck *Clucking*

You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough

To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut

 

Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up

To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask

 

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

 

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

 

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

 

I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind

I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one

 

I am a criminal

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Eminem - Infinite Lyrics

Eminem - Infinite Video

Spoken:

Oh yeah, this is Eminem baby, back up in that motherfucking ass

One time for your mother fucking mind, we represent the 313

You know what I'm saying?, cause they don't know shit about this

For the 9-6

 

Verse 1:

Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction

To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action

A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction

You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks spun

My rhyming skills got you climbing hills

I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills

I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants

Twistin necks of rappers till their spinal column disconnects

Put this in decks and check the monologue, turn your system up

Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog

This is the season for noise pollution contamination

Examination of more cartoons than animation

My lamination of narration

Hit's a snare and bass in the track fucked up rapper interrogation

When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be staring, gazing

I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...

I'm Infinite

 

Chorus:

You heard of hell well I was sent from it

I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments

Now I'm trying to repent from it

But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...

I'm Infinite

 

Verse 2:

Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense in your elite defense

I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and then two feet to rinse

I greet the gents and ladies, I spoil all your fans

I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil pans

My coiled hands around this microphone are lethal

One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of people

MC's are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium

Battle a band of phony MC's and stand the lonely one

Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data, Eliminator

There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus

Fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases

My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces

My accapella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis

That eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally

With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

 

Chorus:

You heard of hell well I was sent from it

I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments

Now I'm trying to repent from it

But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...

I'm Infinite

 

Verse 3:

Man I got evidence I'm never dense and I been clever ever since

My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the M-O

So I'm assuming all responsibility

Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill MC's

Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler

Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler

No one is speacialer, My skill is intergalactical

I get cynical act a fool then I send a crew back to school

I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical

I'd rather let a tactical, tactful, track tickle your fancy

In fact I can't see, or can't imagine

A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching

This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam

Plus the man who never had a plan B

Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit

I'm tensed a bit and tempted when I see the sins my friends commit...

I'm Infinite

 

Chorus:

You heard of hell well I was sent from it

I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments

Now I'm trying to repent from it

But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...

I'm Infinite

You heard of hell well I was sent from it

I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments

Now I'm trying to repent from it

But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...

I'm Infinite

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